Waking Up With An 8 week old Puppy

This is from a dog's perspective, narrated by Dez, with comments also by Dez (Lord and Master):

Dez: DH wakes 5ish, takes Piper out of her kennel, then to potty, and then puts in bed with Dez, as he readies for work.
Piper: Oh boy! In a real bed! Oh boy! There's Dez! I love her! I'm gonna show her that I do... LICK, LICK, LICKITY LICK, LICK ....

Dez: Nooooo.... (as I gently push her to lay down) and slur "lay down andgotosleepp..."

I do this about 5 times, as I have a bad headache and only want to back to sleep. She finally lays next to me and I feel her moving. Stop, gotosleep...(still slurring)... I look at her and feel her cuz she won't stop moving. OH, she has the hiccups! So DH gives her water and takes her outside again. Then she gets back in bed & tell her to laydown&go to sleep.
Piper: Oooo... This looks comfy. I'm gonna lay down on Dez's upper arm, right next to her ear.

Dez: Oh crap. Now, I can't squirm about the bed like I like to do. Double crap: She's snoring!!!

Dez: Trying to go back to sleep, I finally turn over and see this light through my eyelids. Dang, DH forgot to turn the patio light off! I open my eyes. Oh.... it's not the patio light, It's daylight! Crap again! Might as well get up and take something for my headache.
Dez: Gotta eat something before I take Excedrin. I sit down to eat.

Piper: YEA! She's up!!! Gotta play.... gotta play...... I know! I'll jump up on her legs while she's sitting down, That'll get her attention.
Dez: Ok, ok... We'll go for a walk!! Brkfst only half eaten, but enough to take pills.

Piper: Yea, Yea.... It worked!! I'm so excited, I think I'll beat her to the bathroom!

Dez: As I head to the bathroom to get ready, I almost trip several times with Piper under foot!

Piper decides to take a pee and a poop, since this is a room she has not been in. AAAGGGHHH!!!!

Dez: We are out the door, in which I had to practically drag her out, cuz she HATES the leash!

Piper: Yuck! That pink thing around my neck that won't let me go anywhere I want to go! I think I will try to chew it off!

Dez: As I try to pull her down the sidewalk without choking her, I have to stop several times.

Piper: OH BOY! Dez is playing Tug Of War with me!! Since I can't chew the leash off, I'll play tug of war!!! Oh boy... Oh boy!!!

Piper: Oooooo... Ooooo..... now, I'll run in and out of her legs to check out both sides of the side walk!

Dez: Aaaggghhh... (to self: don't trip and fall ... don't trip and fall...)

This is our walk for the entire block back to our home. The only time Piper really walks/jogs straight forward, is when she recognizes our home and runs straight for the door!

Hmm.... You'd think she would want to stay out! LOL

Ah, so much to write. Gonna close up now and read some of your blogs I've been missing, before she WAKES UP!! Too late! She's UP! Gotta see what she's into now!